03/16/2006: "Minnesota, land of rubes"music: polka
mood: irrationally exuberant
So a Minnesota franchise once again gets cheated out of a star...it's a tradition in these parts. Give away a Pro Bowl quarterback in his prime for a second round pick! That's what Minnesotans think is a hard bargain. Well, Miama might as well have stripped Zygi Wilf down to his undies and pulled them down
to his ankles, because the Vikings were cheated, even worse than the moronic Moss trade of a year ago. Good thing Herschel Walker retired, or who knows what it would cost us.
I guess the next thing we do is trade Kevin Garnett even up for Greg Ostertag. The Vikings would think that's a bargain. Johan Santana for David Wells even. That makes sense to the Vikings.